Fries covered with cheese sauce, bacon, scallions, tomato, & sour cream. Sweet tater tots instead? Add $1. Be sure to lick these to claim them as your own!
Ten wings to rule them all! Choose Garlic Parmesan, Teriyaki, Jerk, BBQ, Sweet & Spicy BBQ, Honey Stung, Buffalo, Forgiarix Fire, or Habanero sauce.
One does not simply ignore these nachos. Topped with shredded chicken, cheddar jack cheese, jalapeño, tomato, green onion, & side of sour cream.
Spring rolls filled with corned beef, swiss, & sauerkraut. Wrapped tight and fried to crispy awesomeness. Served with 1000 Island dressing.
Zucchini sticks breaded, fried, and served with Cajun ranch dressing.
Creamy, cheesy jalapeño dip. Served with tortilla chips. Sarcasm and escort missions are free. Add chili: $2. Extra chips: $3
Whiskey BBQ pork, topped with smoked Gouda, tomatoes, green onion, and coleslaw, piled high on corn tortilla chips. RIP, buddy.
Run (or spin) fast to grab these thick-cut onions, lightly battered, fried golden, and served with creamy horeseradish sauce.
It won’t take you over 1000 attempts to get through these classic chicken tenders, on expert mode or otherwise. Choose between fried or grilled.
Start trading resources to build your own cheese quesadilla, starting with tomatillo, onion, and sour cream with a side of pico de gallo. Add extra cheese, sauteed onions, peppers, jalapeños, or sauteed mushrooms for $1 each. Add steak for $6. Add chicken for $4. Add whiskey BBQ pork for $5. Add buffalo shrimp for $6.
Nine breaded and fried shrimp coated in your choice of sauce. There is no cow level.
A hearty chili with peppers, onions, red beans, & spices. Topped with cheddar jack cheese. Fhtagn!
We’d love to tell you the today’s soup is “whiskey”, but that just wouldn’t be true. Ask your server what the chef has whipped up!
Spring mix, tomatoes, cucumbers, carrot, & onion. Your choice of dressing.
Romaine, parmesan, croutons, & housemade caesar dressing.
Bacon, cheddar, tomato, & chipotle mayo sandwich grilled to gooey perfection. Bacotas Cheesitas!
Portabella, tomato, artichoke hearts, zucchini, & jalapeño sandwich with roasted red pepper aioli and provolone cheese. Perfect for a speed boost!
Buffalo sauce slathered fried chicken sandwich with lettuce, tomato, & onion. Served with a side of bleu cheese. Pro Tip: Switch up your sauce!
Classic corned beef sandwich with sauerkraut, 1000 Island dressing, & swiss cheese. Belmont approved!
Philly cheesesteak sandwich with thinly-sliced ribeye, onions, peppers, & cheese sauce. Normally $350 ($1,500 with a hotel). Sub chicken for free.
Blackened chicken, pico de gallo, spring mix, & tangy cheddar in a spinach wrap with a dash of chipotle mayo. You’ve waited half your life for this!
3 all beef patty sliders with lettuce, tomato, onion, dill pickle chips, & golden-goodness American cheese.
3 all beef patty sliders with onions, jalapeños, pepper jack cheese, lettuce, tomato, & Forgiarix fire sauce. Shiny!
Even the Millennium Falcon could not escape the flavor of these 3 chipotle black bean sliders topped with tomatoes & onions.
3 fried chicken tender sliders topped with lettuce, tomato, & mayo. Turn in your quest in here!
Join the Freedom Fighters of Knothole with this quarter-pound dog topped with housemade chili, nacho cheese, & red onion.
Even Crash would agree this quarter-pound dog with mac & cheese and chopped green onion is an uncharted adventure worthy of the last of us.
A post-apocalyptic classic! Topped with lettuce, tomato, onion, & pickle. Add cheese for $1. Goat cheese for $1.50.
Topped with sautéed mushrooms, melty swiss, & an extra life.
Nacho-seasoned burger topped with jalapeño cheese sauce & seasoned tortilla strips.
This is a triumph! A blackened, seasoned burger with bleu cheese, lettuce, tomato, & onion.
Taste…the final frontier! These are the voyages of a deliciously seasoned, chipotle-infused black bean burger, topped with lettuce, tomato, onion & tortilla strips.
This burger is topped with cheddar cheese, onion rings, lettuce, tomato, and drizzled with a housemade BBQ whiskey sauce.
You’ll want to pay your debts to this burger cooked to temperature with a blue cheese, ghost pepper, and bacon mac & cheese. Finished with frizzled onions.
Evolve mightily with this spicy burger served with onions, habañeros, pepper jack cheese, lettuce, tomato, & Forgiarix fire sauce.
Cajun shrimp and andouille sausage sautéed with onion, peppers, celery, and garlic with gooey smoked gouda and cheddar jack cheese. Topped with green onion.
Chicken and mushrooms sautéed in a Marsala wine sauce. Served over linguine. Flawless victory!
Beer-battered fish served with housemade chips, tartar sauce, & coleslaw. Mrglmrglmrgl!
Hearty chunks of steak slow-cooked in a rich Guinness gravy. Served in a bread boule.
Shrimp sautéed in a vodka sauce tossed with linguine will give you the buffs you need to reach the Challenger Rank in no time.
Roll a nat-20 every time you order this blackened shrimp, with red peppers, and andouille sausage in a cream sauce over grits.
Portobello mushrooms, carrots, and risotto in a sage cream. HADOUKEN!
12-oz ribeye grilled to taste and served with mashed potatoes and steamed vegetables. Steak is good for even the darkest of souls!
Four chicken tenders with a half portion of fries, served with your choice of sauce. It’s like taming your own dragon!
Cream and cheese over perfectly-cooked pasta shells, “the way mom makes it.”
Slider you want. Eat it you shall. Delicious it is. Just one? No, there is another.
Ask your server about today's special bread pudding!
This is a triumph! Funnel cake in little fry form, drizzled in a caramel or cinnamon glaze.
Key Lime Pie. A culinary stroll through the Water Gardens.
Triple chocolate brownie, topped with ice cream, caramel, chocolate drizzle, & whipped cream.
Vanilla ice cream with your choice of sweet and tangy sauces: chocolate, caramel, kiwi lime, or mango.
The Triforce is in your hand with this thirst-quenching blend of Jameson Irish Whiskey, Deep Eddy’s Peach-Infused Vodka, and mango nectar.
Run for cover before this invasion of Svedka Raspberry Vodka, sweet orange liqueur, and dark raspberry liqueur. arrives to delight your senses.
Gin, Elderflower liqueur, Hpnotiq, lemon and lime juice, and blue rock candy. Served table side with a shot of liquid baby blue, and a whole lot of chemistry. It’s easier than meth, but you’ll feel it all the same.
Show me ya moves! This blend of Bulleit Rye Bourbon and housemade rosemary pineapple shrub swirled with Laguintas IPA will knock you off your feet!
Illegal in Skyrim, this forbidden drink combines Deep Eddy Lemon-infused vodka, peach nectar, lemon juice, and raspberry liqueur. But any Khajit can tell you it’s the moon sugar that packs the kick.
You’ve already freed the people of Slaver’s Bay and mothered 3 dragons, so enjoy this delightful mix of Smirnoff Kissed Caramel vodka, Orchata liqueur, Butterscotch liqueur, and cream for all your hard work.
Shed your armor with this sweet mix of Malibu rum and Hpnotiq finished with tropical juices.
It's Morphin time! Grand Marnier and lots of lime juice with your choice of tequila, rum, vodka, or any combination of 2. Upgrade to top shelf for just $6 more. Or upgrade to Megazoid for an extra $2 to enjoy tequila, rum *and* vodka!
A blend of Tito’s Handmade Vodka, sweet butterscotch liqueur, and heavy cream, topped with a splash of American whiskey.
Engineered for perfection, this concoction of Four Roses Bourbon and Licor 43 melded with house-infused vanilla, simple syrup, and finished with a brown sugar rim stands as humanity’s last line of defense.
Restore that health meter with a shot of Southern Comfort & amaretto liqueur served in a 2 ounce potion bottle topped with a cork! Keep the bottle, but all potions must be consumed on-site!
Get back to casting spells with a shot of Hypnotiq and blueberry vodka! Take home the potion bottle as a memento, but your adventure must be completed in The Dragon!
Low on hearts? Fully restore your health in battle with a shot of cherry vodka & peach liqueur.
You’ll feel like your back on the ranch with this smooth blend of white rum and Chila ‘Orchata.
Meyer lemon-infused vodka with a sugar rim is sure to leave you feeling electrified.
This cool blueberry flavored shot is like a tidal wave to quench your thirst.
This fiery, Red Hot shot looks cuddly, but will leave you more than a little warm.